Hey God. Ummm, actually no, I'm not ok today. You want to me to share. Geez, that was the key word over the weekend, "share". Why did you create us to be such complex things? What do I mean? Have you gone and done The Landmark Forum? Man, I called my dad and shared the... Continue Reading →
Let’s get physical…..
Hey, how you going? You been busy? Oh roll the eyes, OK, so it's been a bit like that. Yeh right, I saw the pigs flying just then. Of course they flew you can make that happen. Glad to hear you chuckling. Me, well, I have to ask, what's with the programming of our body?... Continue Reading →
Go ahead make my day……
Yes my face says it all, I am upset with you. Why? Honestly mate, the flue, WTF!!!!!!!! This stupid flue has become my best friend. I don't want this best friend and it doesn't take a hint it's not wanted. The antibiotics couldn't even get rid of it. This one has not let up, since 16th... Continue Reading →
Curse of the apple….
Hey God. How are you? So so, why so, so..? You don't know.!!!! Are you serious? Oh go away, you're pulling my leg. Geez Louise, it wasn't that funny. We're having the usual? Ok. Had Mother's Day the other day. Awww yes, my mum's the best. Did you catch up with yours... oh hang on...... Continue Reading →
Let’s take the show to Vegas…….
Hey God, yeah nice weather we're having, everything OK? Oh life problems... hmmm, take a ticket. This may take your mind off it for a moment. FRUIT FLIES..... WTF were you thinking? Don't give me a puzzled look, I'm giving you the puzzled look. Come on, I know you're the best, I know you're the... Continue Reading →
30 April……Birth of a Legend!
Morning, today's your shout for coffee, you know why. Yep it's my big day, however still working out WTF is my purpose. Can you give me some hints..... pretty please.
Don’t Cry……
Hey how you been? Good? Got a question for you? Why the surprised look? You should know how my brain works. Oh please, don't give me the you don't know look. Anyway, I was cooking the other day... don't laugh I can cook... well you didn't give me the talent to be Master Chef, so... Continue Reading →
In the beginning, I asked my mother… good move?
The first time I questioned something about God, I was about 16 years old. My mum turned around, eyes blazing, as though actual flames would come out and burn me alive and said with a tone so deep and actually a bit sinister, " Don't you question God, it's a sin!!!!!!!". Her finger pointing at... Continue Reading →
WTF – Can I go back?
So here I am in a whole new world..... oops... was that a quote? Was that a copyright issue? I'm pulling my hair out at the moment. Setting up a blog was meant to be easy......... GOOGLE LIED!!!!!! In a space of 3 days and counting, I've learnt new words that I didn't know existed,... Continue Reading →
The Journey Begins of WTF’s!
We all face our own paths in this amazing journey we call life (I just had Prince's song pop into my head). There are the blocks we have to break down, and there are the mountains we have to climb and throw in the roller coaster rides which may leave us somewhat disheveled. People are... Continue Reading →