We all face our own paths in this amazing journey we call life (I just had Prince’s song pop into my head).  There are the blocks we have to break down, and there are the mountains we have to climb and throw in the roller coaster rides which may leave us somewhat disheveled. People are……

So here I am in a whole new world….. oops… was that a quote? Was that a copyright issue? I’m pulling my hair out at the moment. Setting up a blog was meant to be easy……… GOOGLE LIED!!!!!! In a space of 3 days and counting, I’ve learnt new words that I didn’t know existed,……

The first time I questioned something about God, I was about 16 years old. My mum turned around, eyes blazing, as though actual flames would come out and burn me alive and said with a tone so deep and actually a bit sinister, ” Don’t you question God, it’s a sin!!!!!!!”. Her finger pointing at……

Hey how you been? Good? Got a question for you? Why the surprised look? You should know how my brain works. Oh please, don’t give me the you don’t know look. Anyway, I was cooking the other day… don’t laugh I can cook… well you didn’t give me the talent to be Master Chef, so……

Morning, today’s your shout for coffee, you know why. Yep it’s my big day, however still working out WTF is my purpose. Can you give me some hints….. pretty please.  

Hey God, yeah nice weather we’re having, everything OK? Oh life problems… hmmm, take a ticket. This may take your mind off it for a moment. FRUIT FLIES….. WTF were you thinking? Don’t give me a puzzled look, I’m giving you the puzzled look. Come on, I know you’re the best, I know you’re the……

Hey God. How are you? So so, why so, so..? You don’t know.!!!! Are you serious? Oh go away, you’re pulling my leg.  Geez Louise, it wasn’t that funny.  We’re having the usual? Ok. Had Mother’s Day the other day. Awww yes, my mum’s the best. Did you catch up with yours… oh hang on………

Yes my face says it all, I am upset with you. Why? Honestly mate, the flue, WTF!!!!!!!! This stupid flue has become my best friend. I don’t want this best friend and it doesn’t take a hint it’s not wanted.  The antibiotics couldn’t even get rid of it. This one has not let up, since 16th……

Hey, how you going? You been busy? Oh roll the eyes, OK, so it’s been a bit like that.  Yeh right, I saw the pigs flying just then. Of course they flew you can make that happen. Glad to hear you chuckling. Me, well, I have to ask, what’s with the programming of our body?……

Hey God. Ummm, actually no, I’m not ok today.  You want to me to share. Geez, that was the key word over the weekend, “share”. Why did you create us to be such complex things?  What do I mean? Have you gone and done The Landmark Forum? Man, I called my dad and shared the……

Hi. Yes recovered from the emotional roller coaster of last week. Well I think I’ve recovered, all this emotional onion peeling is so exhausting. I need to slow down, be like a sloth. I am struggling to find my meaning and purpose in life but seriously what made you think of the sloth? What is……

Hey God, how you going? Yeh I’m good. Actually I should say great. Learning to see life through a different perspective. It’s hard, having to reprogram the brain. Yeh, yeh, I know we all have our own perspective. Would be easier to just reboot like the computer or update our motherboard instead of going through……

Hey thanks for bringing over the takeaway coffee. Why am I frowning? Seriously? Look at my face, yes again, I am sick again, not happy Jan!!! I have taken 3 days off work this week. My lounge is getting sick of me, it’s about to evict me, my nose has so many cracks around it,……

Hi. Yep quick pass the coffee over need to warm up my hands. Brrrr…. it’s freezing. OMG, what was that…..ewwww….. it’s a cockroach…. oh yuck, kill it, kill it. Hey don’t give me that look, it’s your fault. Look at it, it looks scary.  WTF made you create cockroaches anyway? Oh to add to your……

Hey God,what’s up?  LOL, have you seen the movie Ant Man and The Wasp, no…. you have to watch it…. hilarious…. best laugh I’ve had in years. Sorry I missed our date last week, have you been doing much? No, just watching your human soap opera. How exciting…..yes I rolled my eyes. Was chatting with……

Hey, when are we going to explore the other cafes and take photos? When it gets warmer…. you actually feel the cold? No no, I’m not down, just reflecting again, had yet another shift or should I say a few… lol multiple…. us humans, honestly WTF were you thinking? Why are we so emotional? Why……

So another year begins, welcome 2019, as we have just waved goodbye to 2018. It was only yesterday I was pushing for 2017 to hurry up and end because I could feel the energy of 2018, something was in the air, and it wasn’t Fernando*. Time flies when you’re having fun…hmmm… was it fun?  It……

Hey, how are you? Sorry, yes I know, I disappeared, went into stealth mode, should I join you in Vegas as your side kick or side kick to Bond?…. hmmm…. Bond, James Bond….lol actually, Craig, Daniel Craig….yummy. You already know what I’ve been up to… you’re God but I have share anyway. Yes Landmark again…….…

Hiya, yes I know, I know, I disappeared…. again…. Did you order the coffee? Cool. Like I said, 10 months of transformation. I still haven’t landed 100% with the 2 serves of who gives a shit, with a side of Fuck off. I am a work in progress in being strong and not living in……