Some like it hot…..

Hey God,what’s up? LOL, have you seen the movie Ant Man and The Wasp, no…. you have to watch it…. hilarious…. best laugh I’ve had in years.

Sorry I missed our date last week, have you been doing much? No, just watching your human soap opera. How exciting…..yes I rolled my eyes.

Was chatting with my friend on Saturday night, I’ll keep his name anonymous. No I don’t think I should share it, he might feel embarrassed. Surely you would know already, weren’t we on your channel on Saturday night or was there something else more entertaining?

Oh you were channel surfacing but you saw me drop the popcorn in the cinema. Great. Ok let’s just say Mr N. Happy???? Pfft.

Well I’m asking WTF were you thinking after listening to what he had to go through. Have to admit though made me laugh. So you decided to create chilli. Yep ok. But you didn’t stop there, you came up with the idea of let’s make it a bit hot right, yep. But that wasn’t enough, you made it that there was different levels of burning our mouths off.

But we thought it was just our mouths. Then you added torture to it. Don’t shake your head, you did. Water doesn’t help, soft drink doesn’t help, when you needraw sugar it isn’t there and if you’re out at a restaurant, you have to control your reaction to not look like you’re dying. Don’t want people calling 000.

Well I stay away from it, I want to enjoy my food not put out the fire that is happening in my mouth.

Again, you must have been really bored to even come up with that BUT why didn’t you put a warning label to say “WARNING!!! Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after cutting up chilli”.

I can’t tell you not to laugh, I couldn’t help laughing at his experience. Yes he forgot he had cut up the chilli and decided to rub his eyes, then off he went to the bathroom, yep everything good so far. Until he had to pause…. something was happening… he was on fire… from both parts of his body. The icing on the cake was him pouring milk on both his eye and his private part.

Honestly though, WTF were you thinking just when we thought we were safe….. burn baby burn. It was still funny watching him eat a German sausage and not turn into a fire breathing dragon.