Boobies……

 

Hiya, it’s a bit cold today. You don’t feel it? What you have a special thermal layer on? I bought some merino thermal’s from Aldi over the weekend hopefully they do the job.

Saw a post on Facebook. What was that look? I still socialise, I still talk to my friends face to face. Yes I admit, social media can become addictive, especially with the animal videos. Why you upset with me, go have words with Mark Zuckerberg.

Well anyway, I saw a post about Blue Footed Boobies. Seriously, WTF made you think of them? Hang on, who the hell came up with that name? Obviously someone with a degree. Yeh yeh, that’s another conversation in itself.

You would think these birds have blue feet because they’re cold, but they don’t. I can see your grin, the blue feet is for the mating purposes. The bluer the feet the more healthier they are. I’m assuming they’re not colour blind. We have something in common with the booby ladies, we both know the shade of Tiffany blue.

It doesn’t stop there does it? We also share the attraction of the “younger man”, these ladies go for the brighter feet. Maybe that’s what we would call “bling”. But to the male’s contribution, he is checking out the size of the ladies eggs. The bigger and brighter her eggs are the better reproductive system she has.

You always have to throw in something quirky. The boys do their John Travolta “Saturday Night Fever” strut to impress the ladies and flash their feet.

Oh how romantic is all of this…. seriously though… WTF???