Slow down…..

Hi. Yes recovered from the emotional roller coaster of last week. Well I think I’ve recovered, all this emotional onion peeling is so exhausting.

I need to slow down, be like a sloth. I am struggling to find my meaning and purpose in life but seriously what made you think of the sloth? What is their purpose? They do have one….. really? Oh ok, you created them they have a purpose, well wikipedia can’t clarify that for me.

Hmmm, do you call moving really really slowly and hanging from trees upside down for your whole life time is a purpose then I would say you must have been smoking something when you got to them.

Hang on… I asked Google, because we all know that besides you, Google has the answer to everything EXCEPT the winning lotto numbers. Plus I can’t get a straightforward answer from you anyway. What did you say? Oh you are reminding me that I am really having a one-sided conversation with myself in this blog. Thanks. When I explained this blog to my mother, she looked at me and said exactly the same thing.

Anyway, back to the Sloth, Google said they are needed as it is a host for a few of your other creatures. How do you think the Sloth feels about that? What do you mean you don’t understand? How would you feel if you were covered in fur and you had living things crawling in it, the poor thing can even have cockroaches and worms….ewwww. Oh it’s the ecosystems version of a bus….. all aboard.

Awww I feel sorry for it now. It doesn’t even have the energy to shake anything off itself. I create a whole new dance move when I see a cockroach.

You sure do have a warped sense of humour…. WTF.