Let’s take the show to Vegas…….

Hey God, yeah nice weather we’re having, everything OK? Oh life problems… hmmm, take a ticket. This may take your mind off it for a moment.

FRUIT FLIES….. WTF were you thinking? Don’t give me a puzzled look, I’m giving you the puzzled look. Come on, I know you’re the best, I know you’re the creator, but do you really need to show off?

Out of thin air, boom, there’s a fruit fly. I leave a banana peel on the bench, I walk away for maybe 10 minutes. I come back and there is a fruit fly. How in hell did you come up with that?

Then to make it worse they start multiplying and when you think you’ve eradicated them one comes flying from a distance at first. Next thing it comes teasingly flying past your face. Then it gains some courage and decides lets get a closer look and before you know it you are going cross-eyed looking at this fruit fly.

Maybe you should get a regular gig at Vegas?

Hmmm, you have a bit of competition at the moment, Nathan Burton – Comedy Magic. How’s your sense of humour? Don’t give me the angry look. Oh there’s David Copperfield, you think you stand a chance? Now here’s the big guns, Criss Angel: MindFreak. What do you think, can you mind freak people? Ok we won’t mention Moses, the Egyptians and the plagues.

Let me know how Vegas goes.